Commies in Paradise

"Communism: Ensuring equality for all by making everyone equally miserable!"

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What are the Commies?

Back when I grew up, everybody knew what a commie was. It was common knowledge they wanted to destroy America through one party rule (with bogus elections of course), and then subjugate everyone to their hideous vision of a freedomless utopia. But can you believe it? The other day a young kid asked me, "What's a Commie?" Well, right then I knew I had to take action an educate everyone about the Red Horde. They will never give up.

Are you a Commie? Don't take that chance, find out here. Take the Commie Quiz.

There's a general lack of understanding by the American Public of what, actually, constitutes a Commie. I recently called a kid a "Commie" and he didn't even realize that he'd been insulted. Unfortunately, it seems to be getting worse. I am aghast by the ignorance of my young students' general knowledge of communism. They are even less aware that there are many practicing communists in most countries, including a strong upsurge in our own beloved USA. Don't be caught unaware- take this survey now.

Adventures in Commieland Play Name that Commie here.

Don't rely on your public school to give you the straight scoop on these rouges. You need to know your Commies. Don't go out unprepared.  Learn to recognize megalomaniacs masquerading as "saviors".Bad Guy Collage

Meet the Good Guys: Discover the Heroes who led the fight against world domination.

There's not many of them left, but learn about our greats who fought for your freedom. (you'll never hear the truth about them on NPR!)

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Commie Quotes: See What They Really Said

Odds are if you're in your twenties and were educated in the public school system of the United States, you've probably been forced to study a bunch of inane trivia about how awful Americans were/are and how every other nation is great. (I know I was a teacher until I was exiled to the Gulag.) Many of our fine public schools have morphed into communist indoctrination centers. Find out what these commies really said before history is rewritten forever!

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Check out these great anti-commie movies before they get banned by the Ministry of Fairness.

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